Paris Hilton has always made a thing of the ol’ little girl / shameless harlot dichotomy (yes indeedy).

You know: tiny ickle baby voice / jumping out of birthday cake in her undies, or rosebud lips / homemade sex video.

So it’s no surprise to see her hamming it up, little-girl-lost style, at the Scandinavian Style Mansion Party in Hollywood over the weekend.

Feet turned in like walking’s still a bit of a stretch, one hand holding her dress out to show the grown-ups how pretty it is…

Honestly, she may as well stick her thumb in her mouth and ask to sit on daddy’s knee and be done with it.

Ick, ick, ICK!

Still, the dress really is gorgeous and perfectly matched with those patterned skyscraper heels and that lovely little tan/sparkly bag.

It’d look even better if only she could give up the simpering and act like a woman for once.