Loopy Lindsay Lohan’s career has taken a further nose dive as her latest film Chapter 27 has been slammed by critics, whilst Britney Spears seems to have made a major u-turn back to normality. We give it a week.
What does any self respecting desperado do when their career hits the shit??? Well, like many others before her *cough* Paris. Cue, dodgy sex tape somehow finding its way onto the internet without any knowledge of the main characters.
Lohan’s latest movie disaster coincides nicely with the appearance of a sex tape featuring the lovely Lindsay performing a sex act on ‘man slag’, ex beau and all round shag monster Calum Best. Apparently Mr ‘Been Around The block’ Best filmed the act on his phone, sent it to a friend who then nearly a year down the line and totally out of the blue decided to put it on the net.
A claim denied by Calum’s people; “Sorry to disappoint you, but it’s not Calum on the tape”. Silly us of course it isn’t, a simple BJ is far too innocent for Calum. We all know he allegedly prefers cocaine fuelled romps with prostitutes / trannies / Rebecca Loos ie. anyone with a pulse.
Lohan has told mates she doesn’t remember it being filmed but given it was filmed last year pre-rehab that doesn’t really say much, plus the performance is very ‘Lohan’ in that it appears a piece of wood was placed in a bedroom and told to, er, get familiar with another bit of wood.
In habitual routine the publicity whore Lindsey is working her way through the LA check list nicely.
Current film flopping - check
Sex tape leaked – check
Flash lady garden – check
Attend Hollywood parties looking wired - check
Lohan is currently up to number 4 ‘fall off wagon’ and was spotted at old haunt Club Villa looking somewhat weird and wired - we’re presuming that’s not from sipping mineral water all night.
What this space as she moves onto number 5 then 6 on list ‘Driving under the influence with strange white powder in glove box’ and then ‘Carted off to rehab by agent and concerned friends.’
So whilst Lohan loses it, things are looking good in Britney camp. The once bonkers star has finally returned to work – fully clothed, including bra and hair - and made a cameo appearance in ‘How I met your Mother’. Her performance pulled in an extra three million viewers and went down a treat with the critics, the New York Times said:”Spears proved she can act every bit as well as she can sing.” Given that she played a ditzy receptionist I’m not sure how much acting was required but good on ya anyways Britters.
